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Chris
09 December 2006, 17:00
well i was just like thinking, i see life differently to how i did when i was 9.
Maybe it's cos i'm older now and i see that a lot of silver linings are just a trick of the mind or sight or some sort of radioactive debris or summat sciency. Anyway i was walking home the other night and i looked at the moon and it was full so i took a picture of it using my camera on my mobile telephone. well on my route home i decided to make it longer by walking through the woods; i have no reasoning for this seeing as i was cold and i really wanted to go home. Anyway on my route i saw a man and it wasn't any ordinary man it was one of those men you see out of the corner of your eye who scares you and then you realise it isn't actually a man at all it's actually just a tree.

That's life.

Anyway life told me once to stop wanting to do stuff that you're not doing and just enjoy the stuff that you're doing even if you don't enjoy doing them. since then i've started realising that things in life arn't as hard as they seem to be before you do them, cos after you've done them they don't seem hard anymore cos you don't feel how hard they are unless you're doing them at that time. unless you loose a leg but after it's healed it's all good isn't it. That reminds me of when i'm in the car sometimes and i want to be doing something else. I don't ever want to skip into the future though cos then i'll be old. when i look back on stuff i have done though everything skips past really fast. but when i was doing that stuff it seemed slow. so maybe life does go fast after all.

hmm life goes too slowly when you want it to go fast but when you look back on the times when you wanted it to go fast you sometimes wish that you were there and it went even slower than it did cos in your memory it just makes a blip sound and scares you.

Death, eh? well what about it, why can't we kill ourselves. i'll tell you, cos it's safe here. Here? yeah here wherever we are when we're thinking about death. It's not as if you ever know where here is when you want to stay there but it's better than being somewhere else. Killing ourselves could be the best thing that ever happened to us. then again it is scary cos making decisions that you can't change always have been scary.

what's up with head lice? are they there to tell little kids that life isn't that fun after all. Why do adults get over head lice? Maybe lice don't even exist as real things. they just are born off heads that are happy and make the person who owns the head very sad. what if lice had lice surely that would get our revenge on life being shit. What if we were lice after all. every time we do something we hurt something else. the longer we stay alive the longer the kid has nits. maybe we can save kids from that sort of thing by killing ourselves.

If a guy wanted to die but didn't want other people to care once he was gone. could we kill him? surely we are doing him a favour and the parents don't blame or spit on his gravestone cos he committed suicide cos he never did and he dies happy. flawless.

Ali
09 December 2006, 17:08
suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Chris
09 December 2006, 17:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFDIHLgdt0M...related&search=

lol this makes me laugh

Chris
10 December 2006, 07:57
Today i had a nut allergy reaction to almonds. i had it in my cerial. i didn't realise it at first. i just thought it was a sore throught, then a few minutes later my chest started hurting really badly and i started hiccuping and my throat was getting so sore i could hardly breath.

I was lucky that it was almonds. almonds just hurt me like hell but don't kill me like cashews. I remember mark said that my reaction wasn't very bad at all. I assure you mark if you just felt what i felt this morning you wouldn't think that anymore. An example of this for the illiberal few of us (well mark) is that it is a bit like my head or chest wanting to exlode but not quite there.

Anyway, this reaction made me call to god to stop it happening. As soon as i thought "god help me" then i suddenly thought that maybe having a faith in something that you don't believe in unless you have to doesn't infact get you into heaven after all. so i don't believe in god even if i do resort to him when i'm feeling like i need a sudden faith.

Anyway, also, it made me realise that death can be painful before you go but even as obvious as this is i never realised how painful nor thought that maybe death could be more painful which brings me back to what i said about you never knowing what the afterlife will bring. Sausages! For all i know.

Even though i wasn't going to die and i was really nowhere near dying, the thought of what if i wanted to kill myself haunted over me. Human maybe was my reaction but it made me a little less suicidal. No longer wouldn't i mind dying but now i realise that maybe i wouldn't mind not dying either. just because i don't enjoy life doesn't mean i don't want to cling to it.

Surely if god wants christians to go to heaven then why don't they do more dangerous sports like sky diving. a christian would say that if you killed yourself you'd go to hell because god wants you to suffer through out your life. This sounds like something god would do. He sends you to hell if you don't believe in him. He sends you to hell if you want to be with him earlier. He sends you to hell whatever you do wrong even though he knows you're going to do it because he's god. i'm starting to dislike this god bloke. If a and or more than a christian wanted to die early by eating lots of food and dying of too much of something. then would god send him and or her to hell because he and or she THOUGHT that he and or she wanted to be with him earlier? or doesn't god dig that deep. What about those evil chistians. they follow every rule in the book which is the bible but they still secretly hate plebs. what's up with that? will god still send them to hell?

As for having too much of something, the famous saying that kills you if you hear it too many times. that i wont write cos i don't want you to read it too many times. ok i'll break it. God surely you can't have too much of him can you.

Ha imagine killing yourself cos you listened to god. didn't he tell some father to kill his son. Yeah it was a test of faith. But what if he actually did set the kid alight. What infact if he did and the bible just "forgot" to write it in. God screwed up mark 1. ok so he tests an old man if he will listen to him to kill his son. Why?!?! what is with this god bloke. turn people against each other just so they love him more. I doubt the kid agreed to commiting suicide. he probably thought god was contradicting himself again. What he said about people prolonging their lives and not shortening them and all that. god: "oh did i mention that nobody can commit suicide save those who i want to."


That's my ramble of the day, christians don't get offended.

This post has been spell checked by Ali. Have a nice day smile.gif

Chris
10 December 2006, 09:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aVPrQ4fljA&NR

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Ali
10 December 2006, 14:29
since when did ninjas wear white trainers

Charlie
11 December 2006, 12:46
well if he wore lead boots ud hear him comin a mile away

Chris
11 December 2006, 12:56
since when did ninjas have sex in lead boots

Charlie
11 December 2006, 20:35
SINCE SHUT UP THATS WHY!

Chris
12 December 2006, 16:35
cos i haven't posted in a while i'll giev you a poem i just thought up.

depression depression
what is my obsession
sure life can be shit
but why can't i get over it

Fucking wanking cunting hell
this sea shore has not one shell
i want to get of it but it has no dock
this place has left me in nothing but shock