I loved this thread back at REMOD so I'm going to make one here.


"No, no, no. Hon o shimasu would be incorrect. You don't do a book. It's hon de shimasu." -- Gervais-sensei; Japanese class.

"Yes, Lauren Flax. We know that as long as it is a guy, you would know him very well and be at his house late at night." -- Mrs. Flowers; Government class

Luke: "Are you going to go skiing, Coach Thomas?"
Akael: "Skiing? Who? Where?"
Jenn: "Coach Thomas..."
Akael: "Oh... Eww..."

-- Before Fourth Period

While watching Selena in Spanish III:

Me- "Wow how did her butt get so big?"

Girl next to me- "What do you expect? It's J. Lo."

"Man Vs. Gravity, Man lost"


-Grissom from CIS: Las Vegas at a crime scene where a man falls off a couple of floors.

Jia Qian: "To make steak, we must first find the meat."
Vic Zhou: "No. We must first find a cloth."
Jia Qian: "Cloth? Why a cloth?"
Vic Zhou: "Because it's so hot here, like an oven. If in this temperature, we pick up the steak without the cloth, then... WHOA! It'll become a 'hand steak'!"

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Reporter: "Vic Zhou, why is your hair so curly today?"
Vic Zhou: "Because the weather wasn't pleasant at the location I live at so I got struck by lightening."

"Dammit..they beated me to my own bed..."

- Me: when I came upstairs to sleep at 1 Am I saw my mom and my brother sleep in my Queen size bed so I had to sleep in my brother's bed with the spongebob theme. My shoulders ached.

Gloria: "Whether you like it or not, you're stuck with me."
Mumble: "But... I can't sing. What happens when your friends have eggs and you don't? I mean... If you would want to have eggs... with me... in the future."
Gloria: "Then... I'll have you."

-- Happy Feet

"What you feel is what you are and what you are is beautiful."

-- Slide; Goo Goo Dolls

"Bros before hos,man"

- Dr. Gregory House

"Oh, and he just reminded me of something I needed to do because you see, when you're on drugs, you tend to be rather forgetful."

-- Mrs. Flowers; Government Class