crap..




you'd love him though
he's a real sweetheart

you want me to love him?

OK.
I'll go start an affair.
that checks off one thing i want to do before i die.

aargh.. you'll love him, as in you'll like him so much you wish he was your bf. Which he isn't and will never be.. besides, the guy's 19!

and mine !

I'll work my way round i'm sure.

She'll do the kinky stuff that you'd never dare to do.

Wow...
since when can you read minds?

Since before today.

she can hardly be any kinkier than I am
I mean.. she just can't

Ever put Parafin on his you-know and then set it on fire?

Wow...
you can!
you really can!