I have finally seen Stormbreaker.
duh duh duh........

It was, hmmm, a pretty good movie.
For lack of a better phrase.
The first scene was a bit weird though, the one with him in the classroom, he looked like 6ft taller than all his classmates.

Althought, the movie did make me want to be a super dooper spy too

But like, who also thought that the scene with Alex & that dude with the weird accent who killed his uncle was like a total rip-off from a Harlequin Romance novel?
I was almost shouting at the screen "Just kiss him already!!!"

This is what the scene should almost been like:

Alex: This isn't over.
Weird accent dude: Yes, Alex it is, we must fight our feelings, go back to school. You don't belong to the same world as me. People just wouldn't understand us. You should forget about me.
Alex: I'll never forget about you! NEVER
-starts to grovel at feet-
Alex: What about last night? Will you forget about that? We shared a special moment then. We were one.
Weird accent dude: I.....I....We can't
Alex: NO! It doesn't have to be this way! We will find a way to be together, I know it! People will understand one day, I know they will! We just have to believe, TOGETHER.
Weird accent dude: No Alex, it can't work. We must move on. I'm sorry but its over.
-gets into helicopter & starts to fly off-
Alex: But...but........NOOOOOOOOOO! Don't leave me!!!
Your the ONE!!! I WON'T EVER FORGET YOU!
-Alex then falls to the ground crying to desparating & shame, hearbroken that his one true love & gone.-

I was going to have a mad-hot make out scene in there instead, but I thought it best to keep it PG.

I actually did have more to say about the movie, mostly jokes but we'll have to leave it for another time kiddies because my head is about the hit the keyboard & enter the land of Nod.

Au reviour.

P.S Oh yeah & I totally thought Jack & Alex should get together.

Hmmm.... *scribbles down notes*

interesting story there. I like how you narrarated your own fantasy talk with the "Weird accent dude" and alex having a sort of homosexual relationship going on and it has also sprung into the minds of many of my other clients.

But the question I'm wanting to ask is, How do YOU feel about that?

oh i'm hooked GC please go on...i see a grand future for this epic romance!

You're such a good writer! I want to here more!
I don't even remember the weird accent guy's face... but I don't want Alex Rider with Jack or with the weird accent guy. But I'd rather see him with those two, than that Sabrina chick..
but the weird accent guy does seem made for Alex if you think about it..

Haha, no there's not going to be a continuation story.
Sorry.

But like, seriously I thought the movie was ok.
I loved Mickey Rourke as Baddie McBaddie.
And of course, who could forget the beautiful, the talented EWAN MGREGOR!
Alicia Silverstone kicks ass as always.
But I can't say the same thing about her weird tan.

Who would've thought that Alex could act?
Not me.
But like, he totally could.
I was shocked.
Surprised.
Dumb-founded even.

But what was with the ugly-ass muscle tee he was wearing in the Special Features, I think actually threw up in my mouth a little.

Yahaha!! I've seen those pictures!!! I also saw one from a movie which my young unadultrated mind should not have seen. But enough of that, Ewan totally rocked the movie of what he was on, just beacuse it is HIM.

Also I've got to add my own little thing in here, I saw the Island not that long ago, 2 EWAN MCGREGORS!!!! NOBODY warned me!! I think I nearly died but then that happens alot during his movies....

You think Alex can act? Wow, like ja. So the question I'm now going to ask is..... is he better than Edward *throws up* Speleers?

btw, my friend is like the genius who says "actually threw up in my mouth a little", I laughed when I saw thast you put it

Haha, well you seem to be in good spirits eh?
ROFL.

Oh yeah, I totally should've warned you about Double Ewan in The Island. I hope at least you had some sort of breathing device near you?

What movie are you talking about, that your young unadulterated movie shouldn't have seen?

Oh yeah, he totally kicks Ed Speleers ass when it comes to acting.
Although he is at an advantage with already having previous experience in the film & television industry.

ROFL, I always say that "I just threw up in my mouth a little" line.
And that scene totally called for it.

???
explain the scene a bit more
i cant remember it!